Say you’re a street vendor at a parade. It’s a good place to be, right? Lots of eager people waiting to part with their cash for little trinkets. It’s a St. Patrick’s Day parade, so mix in some green stuff with some generic kids’ stuff.
So, you have your green and white beaded necklaces, your green hats, your green mohawk wigs, some “Kiss Me I’m Irish” signs, green vuvuzelas, Irish flag, Playboy flag —
No, I can’t explain that last one, either.